I say we instigate new rules. these will at least make people laugh.
I have a few suggestions.
1. No picking of your nose. Just because we can't see you, doesn't mean it's not disgusting. If you must, please use a tissue to blow your nose, and dispose of it in the trash.
2. Remember, if your boobies jiggle suddenly, then it's the ghost. If your nuts jiggle, then stop playing with them.
3.Spamming is allowed, but only in the Chatterbox. Just be sure to shut up those damn poodles.
4. The calling each other of names is childish. If one does so, then risk being subjected to the same. If it continues, then the lot of you are idiots, and action will be taken, most likely involving feathers, handcuffs, and a very, very, rabid and depraved fangirl.
5. Opinions are just like armpits. Everyone usually has at least one and they usually stink.
6. ALL HAIL LORD ILLPALAZZO!
7. If you feel the need to f**k me over, at least bring some lube and a condom.
8. INSERT BORING RULE HERE
9. SEE RULE NO. 8
10. Any disiplinary action will be taken before a committee of cows and milked to the point where even the cows will be mooing in pain.
11. If anyone wakes up with a hangover, it is everyone else's job in the Castle to make sure that one person is miserable.
12. Apples and pin cushions are really the same thing.
13. Have some fun, and be sure to chuck pineapples at morons.
14. Use common sense people.
34. If it exists, there is porn of it.