*looks innocent as he hides the trigger to a bomb*

*walks away whistling*

I am Saio, the strenge. I <3 making people wonder how crazy I am. This stuck me as an interesting way to give this online persona a new spin, and so thus here he is.. Prepare for destruction, mayhem, anf chaos wherever he may tread

Good evening Mr. Saio, I am Lexy.
I like you.
You... you are not exactly sane.
Neither am I.
It takes a lot.
I'mma steal dat lipstick.