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1xaldin Empty xaldin Mon 07 Jun 2010, 5:36 pm

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Xaldin (??????? Captain Fuckin' Xaldin?) was the third member of the Organization, and "The Guy With the Beefy Sideburns". Originally, he was Dilan, a friend of Xehanort, and was affected by the blackface actor-thing in Hollow Bastion. After falling ill to a disease known for the person obsessing in phallic imagery, Xaldin came into existence from his body while his soul was crippled somewhere else. He wields six lances and the attribute of wind, and uses his element to cheaply blow his enemies away when he's too lazy to fight them and fuel his shoop da whooping dragon contraption.

Like the members before him, Xaldin took good care of his dreadlocks and sideburns, even when engaging in sexual intercourse among his peers. He was one of the more serious of the Organization, planning ahead on the use of sexual appendages and deceiving Presidents into believing that everything is fine and nothing is ruined.

He was the perpetrator behind the attempted assassination against Avenged Sevenfold during which they sang the 80's classic "Beast and the Harlot" in a concert somewhere in Ye Olde Europe. He attempted to throw a phallic object at lead bargler M. Shadows, (the M stands for your Mom) but missed and killed a random person in the crowd. His cover was blown, and he started the chain of controversy surrounding Organization XIII's status as an equal-opportunity employer.

Xaldin attempted to assassinate Avenge Sevenfold again, this time in a little town in Ye Olde Europe, playing a private concert for a young girl and her manbearfriend. After sketchy details of him unsuccessfully trying to sever the lead guitarist's head, and ruining the manbearfriend's rose garden, Xaldin was clawed to death on March 27, 2006. The suspect has never been found.

Xaldin possessed the power of changing wind currents, weather, air pressure, humidity, global warming, sugar crop growing, metal lance-like objects, and dish washing. His powers were only effective when using his six handcrafted metal lances that vaguely resembled phallic objects. With these lances, Xaldin could call forth and screw up news forecasts and deliberately run meteorologists out of the town, or engage in painful acts of penetration with another person. Xaldin also has more weapons than you~!

pardon my french Embarassed

2xaldin Empty Re: xaldin Wed 04 Aug 2010, 12:20 pm

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3xaldin Empty Re: xaldin Wed 03 Nov 2010, 9:40 am

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