Then you could make copies and sell them!
-opens word-
Zexion: I hate this thing. You're using me as the damn office assistant?
User: Grr! -loads paperclip-
Zexion: Oh f**k no. -gets into huge battle with paperclip-
User: -unloads paperclip-
Zexion: Yay!
User: -loads virtual Demyx-
Demyx: Hi Zexy! -makes out with Zeku-
User: -clapps-
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